Destiny is not...

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

- William Jennings Bryan

Honor your commitments...

Honor your commitments with integrity.

- Les Brown

It is a...

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

- Douglas Adams

The government's view...

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan

Advertising may be...

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

- Author Unknown

To my embarrassment...

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

- Wilson Mizner

When the politicians...

When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.

- Edward R. Murrow

Typos are very...

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

- Randy K. Milholland

How happy is...

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;

- Alexander Pope, "Eloisa to Abelard"

The poor, the...

The poor, the unsuccessful, the unhappy, the unhealthy are the ones who use the word tomorrow the most.

- Robert Kiyosaki

That is the...

That is the nice thing about being a cartoon, you always survive.

- Jeff Perryman

Politics is made...

Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.

- Dalton Camp

The world is...

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

- Horace Walpole